Bradford Campeau-Laurion thinks it’s okay to urinate during “God Bless America” at Yankee Stadium. And he’s right - as long as he’s not doing it in a public bathroom. See, getting up and walking to a proper urinal during “God Bless America” is a punishable crime against Yankee Stadium. In fact, it violates one of the Ten Yankee Commandments: ‘Thou Shall Not Desire To Urinate During Renditions Of ‘God Bless America’, ‘Enter Sandman’, and ‘Cotton-Eyed Joe'’. How could Bradford think that his bursting, beer-bloated bladder was more important than standing honorably by as that scratchy, worn-out 45 of cackling Kate Smith blared over the loudspeakers, filling every Yankee fan with an abundance of pride in stars and stripes and pinstripes? Not only is this lawsuit bogus, Mr. Campeau-Laurion deserves the ultimate pinstriped punishment: for his one-man war on Yankee tradition, honor, and common sense he must be banned for life from The Stadium.