How much bleach would you have to use to feel comfortable donning a tiger-striped pair of thong underwear previously worn by Giambi, Jeter, Williams, Damon, Ventura, and Cano?

If Giambi and the boys really like to share a golden thong to “get out of a big slump”, isn’t it about time the entire team started wearing one? So why not slap the ‘Yankees Universe’ logo on it and sell them to help kids with cancer? Or how about burying it beneath the visiting locker room of the new stadium? How about just burying it anywhere….