For those of you that simply can’t get through the Daily News’ long and salacious article detailing country singer Mindy McCready’s alleged affair with O.M.G.G. It’s Roger, we’ve created this handy abbreviated version of events:

1. The Rocket launched the affair when she was fifteen.

2. The two once partied with Monica Lewinsky and Michael Jordan in New York.

Well there it is at last - 100% irrefutable evidence that Clemens took ‘roids.