August 2, 2006
Smell Like Number Two
Jeter signs cologne deal for fragrance called ‘Driven’, SI.com, August 1, 2006

Derek Jeter teams with Avon to create his own fragrance. But what exactly does #2 smell like?
The fragrance is a blend of chilled grapefruit, clean oak moss and spice.




Is the idea to smell like Jeter before or after a game?
For those special evenings, when you need to come through in the clutch
Smell like #2?
Is this an April fools day joke?
Or marketing gone horribly wrong, by someone who doesnt have a child?
DEEERREEKK JJEETTEERR iISZZ SUUCHH AA HOOTTiiEE ii LOVBEE HHiiMMMMM
WHUTT ARE YOU TAALLKKiiNGG ABOUUTT YOU SUCK
I LOVE HIM I WATCH HIM PLAY EVERY NIGHT AND I HAVE A LIFE SIZE CUT OUT OF HIM IN MY ROOM
I LOVE DEREKK
Derek Jeter has had the same damn ugly hair cut since his rookie year. Doesn’t he realize he looks f!@#%n’ retarded
This crap really does smell like number two
smell like number two-hahahaha derek is so hott
i luv him he is so hott. i wish i could meet him. smell like number 2– hahaha my friend and i crack up everytime
he roxs!!!!! i am obsessed with him
lets go yankees -this year is their year