February 10, 2009
The Truth According To A-Rod
Everyone else was doing it. He didn’t know what he was taking back then. The positive result might have been due to something from GNC. Selena Roberts is an evil stalker. Is this the kind of straight talk that ’sets a man free’?
February 7, 2009
Go And Get Your Asterisks
…And just days after Torre was hammered for telling of the A-Fraud nickname! Now every A-Rod home run, every record-setting performance, every future achievement will have an asterisk attached to it. Put one on his Yankeeography, his marriage, Madonna’s bulging muscles, his first World Series title, the plaque in Monument Park, his gravestone. Better yet, open a new memorial for your modern Pinstriped heroes, the guys willing to go the extra mile for that big Yankee paycheck: Pettitte, Giambi, Clemens, A-Rod, and all the others.
What a farce. Once upon a time, Yankee legends were born. Now they’re created in a lab. But you’ll cheer for him. What choice do fans really have these days?
February 3, 2009
Where’s The Rage? Fans Flock To See Torre
Are Yankee fans really this fickle? The Torre backlash barely lasted a week! Fans lined up in the snow and waited for two hours to meet the guy that supposedly offended the Pinstripes. No surprise really from a fan base that routinely cheers for guys like Pettitte and Giambi. Now any thoughts of Torre ’staining’ his legacy are reduced to tabloid and talk-show chatter. So here’s a memo to Barnes & Noble: bring on Clemens as soon as he pens his tell-all. Let’s see how fickle Yankee fans can really be.
